RADIAL HILARITY #1
These are more short and simple ones-- that way we can spread them
throughout the show and/or pick and choose amongst the best produced
ones.

If he's available, have Tyler record this intro.  If not, I'll do it when I come in:
(in a 1940s radio announcer voice)  It's time for 'NOW YOU KNOW' with BUG!
and then add this separately-- 'CAMPAIGN 2008 EDITION!'


1.  Senator Hillary Clinton has been trying to recapture the youth
vote from Cuban Ambassador Fidel Obama by showing off her musical
abilities-- check out this mean cut of her performing in Brownsville,
Texas on Sunday!  [play five or ten seconds of this clip
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) where the singing
starts.]  Wowwww!  And now you know!!!

2.  I read an email that said Barry Obama is a closet Hindu.  And that
the Hindus worship all birds, including the eagle?  [sad] And that
means you'd never be able to eat an eagle ever again... [excited
again] and now you know!

3.  Did you ever consider the possibility that the Clintons are a
two-headed demon beast?  Don't believe me?  Have you ever seen Hillary
Clinton and Bill Clinton in the same place at the same time?  Okay,
but did you notice they shared the same body, and that they had a tail
and talons?  Now you know!

4.  You know who a handsome man is?  That George Clooney.  And now you know!

5.  I once had a dream that Barack Obama and me went fishing, and he
reeled in a giant porpoise, but it had the face of Lassie the dog.
That porpoise was the best friend a boy could ever have.  And
President Hillary Clinton killed it with her fishing boat.  And now
you know!

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